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THE OUTBUILDING NOBODY SCANNED
He thought he'd checked
all the boxes.
Pre-listing inspection passed. Lead paint disclosure signed. Renovation receipts in a folder. The two-year-old came back at 14 µg/dL six months after move-in.
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What the inspector caught.
The trim downstairs. The garage door frame. The original window mullions. All flagged and either replaced or encapsulated.
What a standard inspection misses.
Sub-floor under linoleum. Inside-of-cabinet paint. Painted concrete in the basement. Old garden hoses. The crawl-space liner. The detached boatshed.
02
Where the lead actually was.
The boatshed. A separate 1950s outbuilding the family had been using as a playroom on rainy weekends. The interior trim had four layers of paint, the bottom-most lead-bearing, the top-most cracking.
I had the trim tested in the house. I never thought to test the boatshed. That is where they were every Saturday.
— Case 042
03
The home-test counterfactual.
Five minutes with the kit.
A drip-and-UV scan of the boatshed trim before the kids stepped inside would have caught the source in five minutes. Remediation could have been done pre-move-in. The blood test would have been normal.